The 12 Days of Christmas

The 12 Days of Christmas is a song sung by The Salesman in "It's a Ginger Christmas, Cooper Orphan!".

Lyrics
The Salesman: It's the first day of Christmas, Madame Trinkett gave to me, A ginger orphan named Coopy. Cooper (Speaking): It's Cooper. The Salesman: On the second day of Christmas, Madame Trinkett gave to me, Two parrot birds, And a ginger orphan named Coopy. Cooper (Speaking): It's Coop-ER. The Salesman: On the third day of Christmas, Madame Trinkett gave to me, Three parrots, Two parrot birds, And a ginger orphan named Coopy. Cooper (Speaking): That isn't my name. The Salesman: On the fourth day of Christmas, Madame Trinkett gave to me, Four other parrots, Three parrots, Two parrot birds, And a ginger orphan named Coopy. Cooper (Speaking): I hate you! The Salesman: On the fifth day of Christmas, Madame Trinkett gave to me, Five parrot kings! Cooper (Speaking): Stop! Just stop! Ah! Is the rest of the song about parrots? The Salesman: On the twelfth day of Christmas, Madame Trinkett gave to me, Twelve parrots talking, Eleven parrots walking, Ten parrots squawking, Nine parrots pecking, Eight parrots flapping, Seven parrots napping, Six parrots staring, Cooper (Speaking): Shut up! Shut up! Uh,shut up! The Salesman (Speaking): NO INTERRUPTIONS!!! The Salesman: Five parrot kings, Four other parrots, Three parrots, Two parrot birds, And a ginger orphan named Coopy.